the shit list

I'm fortunate enough to have traveled to some of the most beautiful Starbuck's in the world. The sport I excel most at is eye rolling. I've never overheard a conversation that made me think, "Wow, what interesting people." And if I could go back in time and talk to my younger self I would tell him to develop an eating disorder for attention.

Please remember: don't drink and drive, unless you're really good at it.

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martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard
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duraraross:

Within the last couple days:

• Robin Willians died

• an innocent black teenager was shot to death

• a police officer at west lake mall maced a black man that just happened to walk by, then arrested him and refused him water

• policemen have been using brute force against peaceful protesters

• Ebola has broken out

• 94 people were killed in 3 days in the Ukraine

• people have begun to plan a real life purge

Someone please tell me. What, in THE HELL is going on

It’s the dawn of the apocalypse - that’s what’s going on

(via shadollaquackqua)

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