the shit list

I'm fortunate enough to have traveled to some of the most beautiful Starbuck's in the world. The sport I excel most at is eye rolling. I've never overheard a conversation that made me think, "Wow, what interesting people." And if I could go back in time and talk to my younger self I would tell him to develop an eating disorder for attention.

Please remember: don't drink and drive, unless you're really good at it.

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It’s so easy to talk shit about strangers online, but if you do you’re the pathetic one with issues.

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Guys with iPhones
Source: gwip.me
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happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on
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Lana Del Rey - West Coast
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