the shit list

I'm fortunate enough to have traveled to some of the most beautiful Starbuck's in the world. The sport I excel most at is eye rolling. I've never overheard a conversation that made me think, "Wow, what interesting people." And if I could go back in time and talk to my younger self I would tell him to develop an eating disorder for attention.

Please remember: don't drink and drive, unless you're really good at it.