the shit list

I'm fortunate enough to have traveled to some of the most beautiful Starbuck's in the world. The sport I excel most at is eye rolling. I've never overheard a conversation that made me think, "Wow, what interesting people." And if I could go back in time and talk to my younger self I would tell him to develop an eating disorder for attention.

Please remember: don't drink and drive, unless you're really good at it.

Permalink realitytvgifs:

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
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Permalink electraheartpop:

I can’t believe they cut this from the Born to Die video
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thatsmoderatelyraven:

"My family used to do a lot of inbreeding and I’m a model"

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

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I’m going to change my avi first then I’ll introduce a new URL so I don’t confuse anyone so be on the lookout in the next days for changes

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I really want to change my URL/avi but I’m afraid people won’t remember who I am and unfollow me 💔